It's the Holiday Season everybody-show some color!First stop this week is:
ESPN-Sunday morning show. Chris Berman, light pink shirt, green multi-colored tie (like the ones you see in the airport gift shops); will someone please help him-he's the host! So let's move along to Mike Ditka, actually looking pretty sharp with his red vest, red tie and pocket square-I would have gone with a stripe instead of the solid tie-better contrast. Chris Carter, another pink shirt, pinkish tie, and a pinkish stripe in the suit, how do you say-TOO MUCH PINK. Keyshawn looked more like a food court with his pumpkin shirt, blueberry tie, coffee ice cream jacket; I think I'm getting an upset stomach. And then there's Tom Jackson-Nice! navy suit with a pattern on pattern crisp white shirt with a pattern on pattern red tie-VERY NICE!
FOX-Shades of gray (doesn't matter which way you spell it-it's still drab). The group shot of the five of them looked like an interview panel for a new funeral director. Curt Menefee-Pocket square didn't match anything he was wearing, light colored stripe tie provided no contrast. Terry, I think he got his holidays confused-orange and yellow tie, orange pocket square, October was two months ago. Howie, my poster child, almost got it right until he slipped the black and white polka-dot tie around his neck; black and white dots look best on a Dalmatian. Mr. Strahan, no contrast with the suit, tie or shirt; looked like he the bought the shirt and tie combo in the gold box. Jimmy, shirt and tie combo not bad, but would have looked 200% better with a dark suit. With his silver hair-he needs to wear dark suits! And then there's Jillian, big earrings, big belt and a super tight t-shirt to show off her big b--bs-holy cow or is it ho-cow.
CBS-the IBM boys with their all white shirts. JB, tie blends in with the shirt, blah. Dan Marino, bland rep tie, blah. Shannon Sharpe, a deep raspberry velvet jacket with a pink patterned tie, he makes pimping look easy and were those jeans I saw. He should hook up with Jillian from the FOX Network and start their own ho-train-all aboard! Coach Cowher, this look is why he should go back into coaching. Boomer, at least he had a little holiday spirit with his green patterned tie.
NBC-kudos for having a festive looking set-very nice. This group looked like the bankers dressed and ready to plead for a bailout in front of the senate. Bob Costas looked the best, nice contrast overall a B+. Keith and Dan, very conservative, Chris Collinsworth-YOU NEED CONTRAST. Al and John looked dressed to interview for funeral director job available on FOX.
MNF-Mike Tirico, very dapper with his knit cap, Burberry scarf and camel overcoat-VERY NICE! Jaws looked good with his fur trimmed leather coat. Tony looked drab with his dark overcoat, dark scarf, dark everything.
So there you have week 16 for the Sports Reporters, where most of them looked like they were in mourning; where's Denny Crane when you need him.
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